can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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