I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
