I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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