Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My breasts were aching with rage.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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