she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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