i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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