bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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