Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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