Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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