do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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