Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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