shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Someone came in the potted fern
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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