their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
