So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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