he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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