i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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