Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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