That's intense
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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