I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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