Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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