fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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