my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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