i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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