i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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