i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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