Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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