your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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