Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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