imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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