I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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