i think my tv is drunk
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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