So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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