At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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