if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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