I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I need to calm my uterus...
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