so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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