she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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