i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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