i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
