Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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