I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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