kristin has been a bad kristin
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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