Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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