once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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