Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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