just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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