But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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