wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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