I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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