i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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