People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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