i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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