my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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