I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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