Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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