I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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